WEIRD FEBRUARY HOLIDAYS!!!

   February's not just about Super Bowl Sunday, Valentines Day and Mardi Gras.  Nope, this month has some pretty interesting days to celebrate to say the least.

• Serpent Day, February 1st-Go out and pet a snake or if you don't like them. Pet some snake skinned cowboy boots.
• Purification Day, February 2nd-Go out and wash real well today!
• Cordova Ice Worm Day, February 3rd-This day is for worms found in icebergs.  Alaska actually has an annual Ice Worm Festival that takes place on the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th.
• Create a Vacuum Day, February 4th-Go out and clean all of that pet hair and dirt out of your carpets.
• Disaster Day, February 5th-Might be a good day to stay inside and play scrabble.
• Lame Duck Day, February 6th-
• Charles Dickens Day Day, February 7th-One of the best early authors of his time, he wrote "A Christmas Carol", and has had many of his books turned into movies.
• Man Day, February 7th-
• Fly a Kite Day, February 8th-Hope the wind is in your favor on this day.
• Read in the bathtub Day, February 9th-Get a favorite book, a glass of your favorite drink, a nice warm bath with bubbles and some nice heavy metal music to relax to.
• Umbrella Day, February 10th-Maybe some rain will come your way.
• White T-Shirt Day, February 11th-Go to your dresser and pick out a fresh one to wear.
• Don't Cry over spilled Milk Day, February 11th-Laugh at spilled milk in the face today!
• Get a Different Name Day, February 13th-Change your name to Ochocinco...... like that's gonna happen.
• National Condom Day, February 14th-Go out and have some safe sex with your wife or other partner.
• Quirky Alone Day, February 14th-This is my kind of day.  We need to at least spend one day a month by ourselves doing what we want.  It helps with our sanity.
• Ferris Wheel Day, February 14th-Go out for a spin or two or three or four or...
• Do a Grouch a Favor Day, February 16th-Go to a retirement home and make someone happy.
• Champion Crab Races Day, February 17th-Ready!  Set!  Run sideways!!!
• National Battery Day, February 18th-Take your old batteries in and recycle them don't just throw them in the trash.
• Hoodie Hoo Day, February 20th-At high noon climb up in a tree.  Stand like an owl.  And yell Hoooddie Hooo!!!
• Lover Your Pet Day, February 20th-Who doesn't love their pets??  Maybe go to a shelter and give someone a new home.
• Card Reading Day, February 21st-You're holding the Jack of Spades! Right?
• Be Humble Day, February 22nd-Many a man is served this from his wife.  What's that honey?... Yes Dear!
• National Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day, February 23rd-Go out and buy a box and share them with the neighbor dogs.  Maybe that'll keep them from barking every time you walk past their houses.
• Pistol Patent Day, February 25th-We honor Samuel Colt on this day.
• Tell a Fairy Tale Day, February 26th-Once upon a time.....Oh, I'll save this story for another day.
• For Pete's Sake Day, February 26th-For Pete's Sake!  Can you please get out of the bathroom!  I've got to go bad!!!
• Polar Bear Day, February 27th-If you have a zoo in your town, drive on over and throw them a couple fish.
• Public Sleeping Day, February 28th-Take your sleeping bag with you to the park and find a comfortable bench on which to perch your body on.
• Gone ta Pott Day, February 28th-Wait, I'll be right back.  I've got to use the Pot.
• National Tooth Fairy Day, February 28th-Oh boy!  Oh boy! I could use a shiny quarter.  But do I have any extra teeth to spare!!